SUNNYDALE, CA - Famous female icon Barbie has been slammed in a book by ex-boyfriend Ken, who describes the celebrity as "a total whore." Ken also reveals that the celebrity has had plastic surgery at various times. In a leaked chapter of the book, Ken goes so far as to claim "as many already suspect, they are not real."

Barbie's agent would not respond to Ken's allegations but instead dismissed the jilted lover's problematic lifestyle and drug habits. Ken's recent troubles include a string of arrests and minor criminal charges, allegations of stalking and a conviction for drug possession late last year.

Ken told reporters this week that he had been sober for months now and describes his book Kenfessions: The Nightmare Truth Behind the Malibu Dream House as a soul searching quest to set the record straight.

"I see now that I must honestly confront parts of my past that have been unsavory. The chapter in which I describe how I found Barbie in bed with three midgets, a gazelle and a can of maple syrup was very painful to write, personally, but is part of the healing process. Writing about it and publishing it in memoir form helped me grow and move forward."

Fox news broke the story that the pair broke up amicably in February 2004, in a scoop that shocked America.

Barbie and Ken's respective publicists both described the breakup as a "sad" and "reflective" day for the world.

Barbie later told Barbara Walters that Ken was stifling her with "like, all these expectations of monogamy. Ken just couldn't cope with the fact my career always, like, over-shadowed his. He'd get insanely jealous and put on Lionel Ritchie albums. He can be, like, really scary sometimes."

The acrimony between the feuding couple got ugly late last year after Barbie linked former lover Ken to numerous off-screen affairs with 80s action-figures, including He-Man and Man-At-Arms.

"That f*cking bitch!" responded the president of the North-American Masters of the Universe Fan Club, Scott Jones. "Those were like my only frickin' heroes when I was growing up! There's another childhood memory wrecked.

"The goddamned whore," Jones added.

Editors note: I initially wasn't going to publish this, but if serious news organizations like Fox is fine with stories about Ken and Barbie, it's fine with me.