Headlines - 10/12/2007

The Satirical Political Report

British Actually to Stay in Iraq, But Only to Conduct 'Tea Time'

Talk about a clash of civilizations!

Postcards from the Pug Bus

George Clooney Health Records Reveal Hemorrhoids, Incontinence

George Clooney’s health records contain some personally embarrassing information.

Perplexing Times

Staff Videographer Struggles w/ Basic Principles

We all have our jobs to do around the Perplexing Times offices, and we all do them, time permitting, to the best of our ability. Well, maybe not the best of our abilities, but certainly to the best of our interest in doing so. This staff Videographer we hired, however, is really mooking up the works with his inattention to detail.

The Gay Black Jew

Ann Coulter Insults Everyone But Herself

Upset with the lack of media attention given to her latest insulting comment, Ann Coulter finally showed that she hates everyone.

Cracked

Five Things Hollywood Thinks Computers Can Do

Has your mom ever called in a panic, saying the computer was displaying a weird error message and that she hurried and unplugged it just to be safe--and then dunked it in the bathtub so it wouldn’t burn the house down? It makes you realize that, to some people, a computer is still a terrifying box of mysteries. Well, we think Hollywood writers have those people in mind when they portray laptop computers doing everything short of blowing up the moon.

Underneath Politics

Atheist Opinion: But You Can't Prove God Doesn't Exist

"You can't prove God doesn't exist" is an argument outspoken atheists have to deal with on a daily basis. Does that argument in some way validate the notion that there is a higher power?

CAP News

Levi To Launch "Wide Stance Pants" Line

Wide Stance Pants will come in regular stance and extra wide stance, providing nearly 180 degrees of stance for those men who like or need it very wide.

The Giant Napkin

Local Man Nicknamed 'Stumpy' For No Clear Reason

BEDFORD, Ind.—Area carpenter Gary Crumpler bears the nickname ‘Stumpy’ and has for more years than he can remember. However, nobody, including Crumpler, has any idea as to why the 42-year-old bears the moniker.

New Zealand's missing sense of humor

It seems incredible, but New Zealand has actually voted to ban media outlets from using images of Parliament for satirical purposes.

The Dangerous Imagination of Jamie Malanowski

An exclusive interview with Playboy editor Jamie Malanowski, author of the recent satirical novel The Coup.

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Soup for 10/10/07

10/10/07 It was only a matter of time until Stephen Colbert wrote a book. And it promises to be just as good as the show (take that as you will, depending on your opinion of the show). The good folks at NPR have graciously reprinted - with permission, we assume - the introduction to Colbert's book. Click, visit, see how a master craftsman takes pen to paper. It is worth it, if only for the baby carrots.

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