The editors would like to apologise to any readers who were offended by the article published on April 1. Although many readers may have been unsettled by the article in question, after much debate we have decided to retain the posting. Brainsnap News is committed to offering the finest reporting in reality news format. All the articles published on April 1 have been removed but the one in question, which will remain as a gesture in support of free speech and democracy.

The editors urge anyone who found the April 1 article particularly obtuse or obfuscating to write to the Letters to the Editor section in their local newspaper. Further information can found at your nearest office of the Department of Homeland Security.

Thank you for your consideration and please enjoy your stay.

Che Gabriel
(Night-shift Editor)