Peonie Springs, MO - Rural Montana resident Timothy Enright, 19, has been running an underground printing press in his parents' basement for some time now, according to Federal authorities.

Homeland Security raided the Enright's family home today before dawn, confiscating a number of 'left-leaning' pamphlets and illicit publications which, authorities claim, "challenge the rightfulness of the president's decision to go to war against Evil."

With Mr Enright safely in police detention, Fox News commentator Bill O'Reilly expressed hopes that the nation's media might at last return to level-headed reporting.

"You might not think it but this dangerous felon was skewing the whole dialog of our nations's politics. Crackpot ideas have been gaining credibility in newspaper opinion pages, laughable lunacy being discussed with a straight face on broadcast television..."

The arrest comes as a relief to many Americans who have been terrorized by more than a decade of radical, far-left media bias that lately has reached such extremes as to question the rightfulness of North American hegemony.

"I hope life can finally get back to normal," says local gas station attendent Dee Solley. "I mean, I've been frightened out of my wits about these liberals - they're sabotaging our freedom and democracy. Bill O'Reilly says they're worse than the terrorists - I've hated walking around terrified like this. It's terrible knowing liberals might be anywhere among us.

"I'm glad they caught this kid. I hope he gets the death penalty for treason."

Meanwhile, officials at Fox News headquarters described today's arrest as a great defeat against the elusive liberal press.

"This is a blow against those who seek to burn our flag and question the moral authority of our president." A Fox News press release called the nation to celebrate the arrest of this traitor against Freedom. "This is a great day for this country. Hopefully, finally, we can get back to reporting the facts."