We regret to inform loyal Brainsnap readers that our staff astrologer's predictions of the imminent overthrow of the repressive plutocracy now seem to be in error.

The decision by the International Astronomers Union last year that Pluto was not a planet has necessitated a revision to our horoscope.

We repeat, the revolution will not take place this fall as previously announced on Brainsnap. Please update your calendars accordingly. We apologize for any inconvenience.