The Editor of Brainsnap News would like to issue a public apology to readers confused by last week's misnamed film review.
The mishap occurred due to a clerical error by a copy-editor (of a non-English speaking background) who was temping at Brainsnap News through the first week of June.
The film review inaccurately described the latest Harry Potter film as a tale of a terrorist who has escaped from a high-security prison, intent on hunting down and killing the innocent and freedom-loving Harry. The review also revealed that the prisoner was innocent and had been detained in inhumane and degrading conditions for years.
Again we would like to apologize for this misunderstanding. Like all progressive, hi-tech media companies, we frequently outsource our staff to foreign countries in order to make the domestic job market more highly skilled and competitve. Although Brainsnap will remain an Equal Opportunities Employer, we have now instituted firm literacy guidelines for use when hiring staff.