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Brotherhood of Nod, GOP to Merge
The Brotherhood of Nod and the Republican Party will formalize their 11-year relationship by joining forces, it has been announced today.
Kane, the leader and spokesperson from the Nod organization, will become the RNC leader, effectively in charge of recruitment, material gathering and genetic research.
According to insiders, Kane is looking forward to the challenge. "Kane's ideals are ones that we believe have wide appeal. He's worked with a large number of generals and politicians in the past, so he certainly has the experience to lead. His insight as a veteran consultant in wide-ranging industries, from advanced weapons platforms to Tiberium harvesting, will be of great assistance to the GOP in the lead up to the 2008 elections."
Many unnamed RNC staff regard the merger as Kane's first step toward a higher office. It is believed that a short stint either as ambassador to GDI or as governor in a red zone would provide the political experience necessary for a presidential run in 2012 or 2016.

When asked about his views of the partnership, Kane replied: "We have waited centuries for this moment. The rivers will flow with the blood of those who oppose us. Also, I have been hoping to move to Maryland for some time."