A recent respite in the publishing of new articles on Brainsnap.com caused mass panic in some American cities. Thousands took to the streets in New York, Los Angeles, Houston and Chicago in mass demonstrations demanding the return of Brainsnap's comprehensive unbiased news coverage of world events.
Organisers of the rallies said they feared for the founders of Brainsnap. "We don't know what's happened to them," said Martha Pembrose in Chicago. "Suddenly there is no news from them. We don't know if they've been kidnapped or arrested or god knows what! I know the government and the establishment fears the truth and would do anything to destroy them."
"It's crazy out here," said Los Angeles protester Simon Bulshawek. "The people out here are mad, real mad. Our voice has gone silent. I tell you, things will get nasty if Brainsnap doesn't return!"
The editor and staff at Brainsnap appreciate the support of our readership and would like to assure everyone that we are still safe and content. We all recently took a well earned break in sunny Acapulco and have returned refreshed and renewed after weeks of sun baking and water sports.