Comrades, as good revolutionaries we believe in sharing the fame, wealth and glory that comes with being a writer for such a prestigious and internationally influential newspaper as Brainsnap.

While the capitalist classes may cling desperately to their tenuous positions of advantage like a monkey dangling from a branch over a lake filled with hungry monkey-eating catfish, we are quite prepared to offer worthy contributors a piece of the glorious social revolution that is Brainsnap.

In other words, if you feel that you have the sufficient ability and ideas to write for Brainsnap's agenda and style, and that you can construct better sentences than the previous, please feel free to submit articles. The decision as to whether we publish the article is solely the domain of Brainsnap's skilled editors. Furthermore, we reserve the right to cut or add text and/pictures to any submissions that we feel necessary. While you will retain authorship over the article, Brainsnap will possess the copyrights. For this reason, articles submitted must be original and not published anywhere else, including on the net.

In submitting content to Brainsnap you agree to these conditions and that you have read our terms page. It isn't that we're being fascists, but we would prefer to keep relations with you as amiable as possible and have no grounds for contention from the outset. Remember:

"If you write for Brainsnap, then - when revolution comes - you can count on not being up against the wall. We look after our own, comrades. We wish you the very best!"

Commissar Che